Saturday, October 07, 2006

worst...cold...ever..."The SuperCold"

SuperCold, day 5: I have now entered "Stage Two", where stuffy head and sore throat are replaced by runny nose and cough. The SuperCold is kind enough to give you one day of illusionary health between Stage One and Stage Two, but be warned, do not let your guard down and stock up on NyQuil (I love you, you big fuckin' Q). Remember, always wash your hands and don't pet strangers, and you just might be one of the few to avoid the SuperCold's evil grip.

I guarentee the SuperCold moniker will become part of the general dictionary, because all words with random capitals in the middle are soo totally cool...

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